Monday, December 20, 2010

By request...

So I seemed to have gotten a little lazy lately and haven't kept with my promise to update and write everyday.

I watched 'Frida' yesterday, with Salma Hayek and it was boring as hell.  The only redeeming parts of this movie were the lesbian scenes and multiple shots of her titties.  I'm a pervert who has lesbian tendencies and I'm proud of it.  Suck it, Trebek.

I still haven't done any of my Christmas shopping, therefore, I'm not feeling all that festive at the moment.  I don't get paid until midnight on the 22nd, so yeah... needless to say, I'm feeling a little jealous of all the Holiday shoppers at Macy's carrying around mulitple bags and spending loads of money.  At least I have a list that keeps growing of what I need to get...

My boyfriend gets here in 5 days.  And thank God, 'cause mama needs a non-self-inflicted orgasm in a big way.

Which brings me onto my final point of the day... it's a proven fact that women who don't masturbate everyday, live shorter, less fulfilling lives.  Just sayin'...

Love,
C

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